Gang Warfare is the New Higher Law
September 20, 2008
Back road Tennessee can become a very scary place. With the disbursement of rural communities being so spread out, a tax dollar deficit has sufficed bringing an unstable political vacuum into the region. With the lack of Marshall Law, ruthless gangs of canines have been growing in power vying for the countries precious resources (The absence of a humane society and a free nuder-ing clinic are also to blame). Each time the team rode across unmarked gang territories, packs of carnivorous canines with blood-lust in their eyes would lay siege on the riders. Throughout the day, it was estimated that over 50 dogs had tried different tactics in trying to slay the trespassers. They talked to another cyclist that day that was once attacked by a dog while going down-hill in the region and broke 13 bones when the dog knocked him off his bicycle. Petrified but ready to defend themselves, the team made haste through the rural political unrest and reached the safety of metropolis Nashville by sundown.
Tags: carnivorous canines, Marshall Law, nashville, political unrest, Political vacuum