Peter Eich Gets Attacked!

January 14, 2010 Olin Patterson No comments

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Pete Eich is tougher than you (and me!).

September 29, 2008

Just as the team thought they were safe from the infamous political tyranny of middle American canine brutality, a blood lusting dog sunk carnivorous fangs into the poor foot of the noble Peter Eich. Though he was screaming with a tone of shear hatred as the dog needlessly locked its jaw, it was not enough to spare himself against the losing battle. In the end, his shoe became mangled in the unfair battle, but he suffered only minor injuries. The team’s canine war correspondent Eric Broberg is worried about the growing tensions in the middle west, claiming that the canine’s momentum is now targeting federal and public lands where innocent cyclists like the transcontinental team once thought as being safe passage across the US.

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